This..... is CNN.

(in the interest of full disclosure, I should let you know that my father works for CNN. Although, I'm not really sure how that influences my feelings on this particular matter...)

A Billion Dollars a month spent on the war.

A National Economy in free fall.

The world food shortage.

Syrian Nuclear Ambitions.

The election.

And what is at the top of CNN.com's "Most Popular News" Header right now?

"Shirley Temple Black breaks arm." No. Not kidding. CNN, once the proud bastion of brave, quality journalism in an ugly sea of shitty evening news programming and bad newspapers, has been reduced to infotainment. The world is more tumultuous now than it has been in five decades, and they're covering a geriatric boo-boo.

I support the death penalty for consumers of this dreck!

Anyone who thinks it is more important to read about an octogenarian child star than it is to read about the political crisis in Zimbabwe should not be reading a news site. They should be watching E, and getting so fat on other people's problems that their distended bellies grow and grow and grow until they rupture, drowning in pools of salty fat and pus built up from taking in all that horrid degradation. Leeches. Fuck 'em.

Go stupefy yourself with TMZ, and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY NEWS!