Three Hours!

This post will be a whine-a-thon. Fuckin deal with it.

I'm at work three hours early, with maybe five hours of shitty, fretful sleep, no coffee, and nothing to do. I tried CNN. I got Ashley "Spitzer's Kristen" Dupre suing Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis, and Karl "Antichrist Understudy and source of all pain and evil on this mortal plane" Rove telling Obama how to win. Yay. There's not even enough on Fark right now to keep me busy for more than twenty minutes.

Maybe I'll just go play some Mah jong and listen to music.

If you have my phone number or my email, please feel free to keep me entertained!