Oh man.

I can blog from my phone. Oh. My. Gawd! I am going to be the most obnoxious motherfucker while I get my fill of this!

No good will come of this. None at all.

And fuck you and your judgments. Haven't you heard of creative irony? Postmodernism? The post-Nixon-era-pre-punk-grung-core-ninja-sauce-art-scene-scene scene? Get with the times!