ColdPlay sucks. Yeah. I said it. They are fucking awful. I'm not even going to give them the good natured grace of a rhetorical question. They're just awful. Listening to them is the audible equivalent of shitting mucus. The only hook these blithering british idiots seem able to write is a major to minor key change. That's it. What's even better is that they have publicly admitted to their songs being utterly meaningless, but I swear I can still find people who hear "real pain" in that asshole's voice.
Please excuse me while I go eviscerate myself with a hot fire poker.
Goon Wisdom #9
15 years ago
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So why does that surprise you?
Everything mainstream in America today is mediocre or less, and has been for awhile.
It doesn't surprise me. No facet of my disdain for pop surprises me.
Except for the fact that I fucking love Fall Out Boy. I'm still working on figuring that one out.
So why the hell did I have to listen to you tell me that Coldplay is actually an okay band despite my searing, unadultered hatred? Was that just to see if I'd admit they're okay if you said so just so I could go back to my beer and hatred in peace? Cause you know I'll do it. I always will.
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