another day, another sneer

So I was sitting at Starbucks yesterday, cleverly taking aderol to counteract the effects of all that sperm-killing caffeine, dressed head to toe in clothing purchased at wal-mart, save for my UPS hat, stabbing little children in the throat, while Ronald McDonald gave me a Viagra assited blowjob, and it occured to me that I may not be properly living up to all these lofty ideals I preach.

It's funny how the world works sometimes...