rabble rabble rabble.....

It never stops, does it? So, since we last spoke, Libby has been indicted, Rosa parks has died, and Bush has given us his concrete plan for fighting off the evil terrorist-esque avian flu virus. Libbys is getting fucked because he's a great fall guy that the majority of the country doesn't hate yet. He's being thrown to the dogs for the indiscretions of an entire administration, and that just kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I was never a big fan of "Scooter", or his creepy obssesiveness with bio-warfare, but he does not deserve this. I also don't think he saw this coming, because I doubt he would have sent the letter freeing Judy Miller if he had known it would spell his prompt political demise. The guy is facing $1.2 million in fines and 30 years in jail for something he is far from solely responsible for. Poor fucker.

Rosa Parks passed away. I could pretend this affects me in some profound way, but it doesn't, so fuck it. She was great, she was old, and she started some serious shit. God bless her.

Bush has just issued a massive initiative to combat the overwhelming threat of the avian flu. Translation: "Be scared America! Be afraid! Be terrified! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD INFLATE MY PFIZER STOCK SO I CAN LEAVE THIS OFFICE WITH AT LEAST A SHRED OF HOPE OF KEEPING THIS SILVER SPOON IN MY MOUTH!" And I'm sure most of congress will fall right in line, because they'd all like to be screaming the same thing. Fuck them all. The only difference between a good polititcian and a currupt one is that the currupt one gets caught. I'll be drinking dirty bathwater and toungue-kissing chickens before I pay a dime for flu vaccinations this season.

In other news:
-Exxon-Mobil and Shell both posted their most profitable fiscal quarters in history a few weeks ago. Does anyone else's asshole feel a little sore? More on this later...

-My car damn near blew up on friday morning. My starter exploded and fused with the flywheel in morning rush hour traffic. $371.80 later I'm broke and wondering why I haven't been able to go more than six months without a major motorvehicle malfunction in 6 years.

Till next time, kids.....