Friendlies everywhere!

Moved into the new place on friday. It's a nice 1950s townhouse. Well, it looks nice anyway. I guess it's a stopoff for cockroach immigration though. There are dozens of those little fuckers running around every evening, and I go to sleep lightheaded from all the Raid every night. Damn this georgia weather. They should all be frozen by now. At least our entertainment center is ridiculously excessive though. Especially for two college guys with a small tv and no cable.

Has anyone else been paying attention to the riots in France as closely as I have? Has anyone else gotten the feeling that this might be a zombie outbreak? The riots started in a quiet suburb, then quickly spread through the city and out into the country side. More than 2,500 cars have been burned in the last two nights. The riots had been a nightly occurence for almost a week before it made international news. And in spite of all this, the only pictures we see on international news sites are of burning buildings and cars, always at night, but never any rioters. When they interview someone on the street for the common person's perspective on the riots, it's always some idealistic, angry muslim youth who vehemently agrees with the rioters, but has not himself participated. If the french (read: metrosexual) army doesn't quell this soon (as I'm sure they will, ha), we might be talking about a full-scale european zombocalypse here. Get your chainsaws and contingency plans ready folks, because I will not wait for anyone. Required reading for such an outbreak is as follows:

SAS Survival guide - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060578793/qid=1131484181/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9484407-8920635?v=glance&s=books

The Zombie Survival guide - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400049628/qid=1131484632/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9484407-8920635?v=glance&s=books

Serpent and the Rainbow - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0684839296/qid=1131484669/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9484407-8920635?v=glance&s=books

Any inquiries into proper zombie contingency protocol are welcome, and I will do my best to help anyone out right up to when the zombocalypse occurs. After that you're on your own, so keep your head up, and pay attention to the news. You can always see this shit coming.