weekly bulletin

Here are a series of brief bullet points to summarize my week:

-"High Tension" is the best damn horror film I've seen in a really long time.
- VICE magazine is the funniest magazine being published today, and it's occasional honesty can be breathtaking.
- Georgia weather is terrible.
- Mayonaise drunkenly splattered like semen all over a waffle house window at 4 am is hysterical.
- Videophone captures of drunken kung fu jacket excercises are even more hysterical.
- Trivium is one of the best metal bands to come out, thus far, this millenium.
- Existential quantum physics is fascinating.

More to come...