Brain Laundry.

- I want the rhythm of my thoughts to be more like a noir detective story, punctuated with sharp wit and random, severe bursts of violence.

- I can turn my back on and walk away from absolutely anything in my life if need be, except my family and my books.

- I am not a musician. I do a damn good job playing one, though.

- Misanthropy is the mother of motivation.

- I can't remember how many times I've moved since I was 18. I can't be certain, but I think this is a good thing. It sure has been one hell of an adventure.

- People that talk about porn openly and normally, like they would any pixar movie, bother me. Not because I'm a prude, but because I feel like, somehow, they are trying to molest me any way they can.

- I think Steve Buscemi would play a very interesting Eeyore in a live-action adaptation.

- One of my life's goals is to sit through Pulgasari without laughing.

- I like dark, angular, subjectively artistic, sexual cinema. Everyone else should too.

- I also like Bad Boys II. So there's that.