- Hamburger Helper chicken fried rice is way too hard to make. Doing that shit on my own with my own recipe is way easier. What help could they possibly be referring to?
- I have rediscovered Gin and tonics. And we have the best damn liquor store in the world near our house. Best prices, and pleasantly smartass employees.
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"Rediscovered" gin and tonics? What the fuck? So the shit talking as if I said I drink celery flavored piss every time I so much as thought of speaking the word gin was just an act? Shit, points for being convincing!
...Meh.
I like to think you long ago figured out that I am nothing if not a snide, hypocritical douche.
And straight Gin is still the worst alcohol ever, and I've had Romanian moonshine.
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