Tomorrow.

I start school tomorrow. It will be my first attempt at schooling again in many years. I could not get my job to pay for me to complete my PoliSci degree, so I'm now an econ major. That's right. I have sold out so thoroughly that not only am I employed by an insurance company, but I am a business major. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Because, you know, I was once mighty and all.

I think the debates would have been much cooler if Sarah Palin had torn off her skin and revealed herself to be the flesh eating space monster we all really know she is. How awesome would that be? The debates ending with a bloodbath instead of the customary hand shaking and "good game!"ing. Instead, right after the closing statements, Tom Brokaw would have been all "So that was it folks. Both candidates did rather well tonight. I really think they both won this thOH MY GOD! SARAH PALIN JUST PULLED OFF HER SKIN AND REVEALED HERSELF TO BE A HYPER INTELLIGENT NINE FOOT TALL CARNIVOROUS LIZARD FROM THE CRAB NEBULA! SHE SMASHED THE PODIUM TO SPLINTERS WITH ONE WHIP OF HER MIGHTY TAIL! NOW SHE'S... NOW SHE'S... OH MY GOD SHE JUST ATE JOE BIDEN! THE. BITCH. ATE. JOE. BIDEN! NOW SHE'S TURNING HER FURIOUS HUNGER ON THE CROWD! OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED US! THERE'S FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE!"

I'm just sayin....