I'm back! Again!

And here we go. Another round of me pretending that anyone gives half a shit that I'm posting in this thing. A quick run-down of recent events:

- I quit the band

- I still work at CSI/CF

- CCC's car has been in commission, and is now back out again

- LGG is blowing up like the Hindenburg

That's pretty much it. Incredible. I know. I will give anyone who guesses which notch up there is superfluous one of my special patented super sloppy blow jobs.

Anyway, like I said, I quit the band. This was not an easy decision to make. TD was the most satisfying project I have ever worked on, and the ladies in the band are phenomenal friends and musicians. I came to realize that my life, and my obligations to my family, were getting in the way of the band's success, and I chose to bow out rather than impede their growth. JP and I are still working on our ambient project, which has been rechristened Shores of Odessa. This project is still in it's infancy though, so don't expect anything big anytime soon.

Yep. I still jockey my cubicle. Right now I'm working on a few things: getting a promotion / new job within the company, and becoming my department's unofficial library of awesome. I want to be the librarian for the world's smallest, most subjective, yet oddly incredible source of loanable reading material. This got started because I noticed all of my coworkers reading shitty dime store romance novels, and then bitching about how bad their books are. So, I started leaving the books I read at work instead of stacking them up at home, and now I can subject all my coworkers to the elitist literature that makes me such an insufferable prick.

I hate the Ford Taurus. I don't really think I can expound much on that statement.

And yes, LGG is blowing up. The kid is going to eat me out of house and fucking home.

I will leave you now with this most awesome quote, courtesy of EV: "It's like everyone in my life is riding bumper cars, and I'm stuck in the middle just wanting to take a nap."