It's "Bitch about redundant Bullshit!" Day!

First on the list:

Him

I know some of you idiots actually like this unforgivable bile. I also know I've ranted about these twats before, but I just can't help myself. Their "music" really sucks. Their new single has got to be the most asinine track I've heard on modern radio, ever. Ever ever. I know they're just a kitschy sell-out group. That goes without saying. I know they're blatant about it. That goes without saying as well. But at least they could have some fun. I thought this gothy nu-metal shit was done for! Why the fuck is this garbage making a comeback? I actually liked Him the first few times I heard them, years ago. I thought they were fun in that absolutely fucking ridiculous kind of way. You know, the Type O Neg category. But all of a sudden the chubby hot topic bitches started crawling out from under their smelly ozzfest tees and taking this group seriously.

No wonder there is no hope for our generation. Fuck.

The Skilling/Lay Trial

I find it fascinating that these two idiots can get away with any level of indignance at their trial. Granted, I was not a high level executive at Enron between 1998 and 2001, but I'm pretty sure they did some janky shit. There is ample evidence that they both knew about Andy Fastow's shell companies. They've even admitted to knowing about them. Those companies allowed them to shift massive amounts of debt off of their annual reports and hide them from investors. I could swear that's fraud. I also don't like the way those dickheads look. Skilling has a HUGE child molester vibe to him, and Kenneth Lay literally looks like a fucking snake. That's creepy.

The State of the Bush administration in 2006

This one is not a "bitch", but I just have to say it. I fucking love it this time around! They couldn't have fucked up this second term more if I had planned it. Every day brings new surprises and new failures. Scott McClellan most be the most tolerant person in the world, because any other press agent on this planet would have gotten permanently nauseous from all the spin control that poor boy has to do. He should just crawl inside a bottle and never come out. It'd be healthier for him. From the Libby trial, to the supreme court troubles, to the massive fucking failure of a war, to the undeclared third world war "on terror" [on nouns: drugs, poverty, crime, etc.], to the loss of a trade negotiator just weeks before the biggest trade summit of the year, to his goofy-ass, slightly panicked look all the time, I can't figure out which of their mistakes is my favorite. The daily show is practically having their show written for them. They don't even have to lampoon these idiots anymore. They are crude, wildly humorous caricatures of political figures, and I'm loving every second!

Alright, it's time to get back to work.

As always, kids: Blow it out your ass.